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Anno Domini MMXXVI

The Sweaty Gambeson

Padded. Protected. Perspiring.

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There's a bruise behind all of this.
Why this exists

There's a bruise behind all of this.

The thrilling tale of a lingering sparring injury, a clubmate with a good idea, and a deeply unreasonable enthusiasm for swords. The full story is on our about page, if you're curious.

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By the sword,
for the sweaty.

Sweat is just thy armour weeping with joy.

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